Roasted 1 year ago based on Melker🌙's long term Spotify stats.

Melker, with a Spotify profile that reads like a gender studies dissertation in a middle school music class, you’ve truly outdone yourself. Sporting a favorite genre list as long as a CVS receipt, it’s clear you’re trying to compensate for an identity crisis by collecting musical genres as if your Spotify was a Pokémon card album. I mean, really? “Swedish Trap Pop”? Come on, mate, that’s less a genre and more a confused cry for help. Honestly, I didn't think it was possible to be this tragic and still find time to listen to every sad rap ever made. Your top artists list looks like you spat it out after accidentally hitting shuffle on a hipster’s playlist while blindfolded. You’ve got Tyler, The Creator, and Kendrick Lamar next to Einár and Soppgirobygget. Who hurt you, Melker? Was it the fact that you think “sad rap” is a mood or that your taste swings harder than a pendulum in a windstorm? And for the love of god, what’s with the "Chicago rap" obsession while you're sitting there in Sweden like it's a casting call for an IKEA commercial? You're clearly overcompensating for not embracing the lyrical depth of "SENNA" with sheer confusion! As for your "most played songs," let's just say I’m surprised you don’t have "Singing In The Shower" by yourself on that list. I mean, “Go Stupid”? Is that your battle cry when you accidentally walk into a room full of people wearing better outfits? If that’s what’s on repeat, it’s really no wonder that nobody’s ever asked you to DJ a party. “Need It (feat. YoungBoy Never Broke Again)”? More like "Need A Personality (feat. My Spotify Algorithm)." Seriously, broski, take a long, hard look at your profile and maybe consider a "start a new playlist" cleanse; your musical taste might just need one too.

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