Roasted 2 years ago based on Karen Martin's long term Spotify stats.

Karen Martin, I see you’ve curated your playlist with all the subtlety of a toddler painting with their feet. Hip Hop and Indie Pop? Wow, how unique! Next, you’ll tell me your favorite color is "rainbow." The sheer breadth of your taste—spanning the width of a yoga mat—makes me wonder if you just picked every genre that sounds impressive at a cocktail party. "Escape Room"? Really? Is that the soundtrack for when you lock yourself in your room after trying to explain to people why you don’t like mainstream music? Your top artists look like a selection of names pulled from a hipster bingo card. It’s like you randomly spun a wheel and hoped that “LGBTQ+ Hip Hop” wouldn’t be overshadowed by Kanye, the self-proclaimed genius. Frank Ocean? More like Frank OCEAN-’t-you-know-there-are-other-people-out-there-making-music. And KAYTRANADA—did you just select him so you could pretend to know what underground means while secretly loving top 40 hits? Your playlist reads like the musical equivalent of "please clap." And those most played songs; it's like you’re trying to craft the ultimate existential crisis soundtrack. “Komm, süsser Tod”? Are you auditioning for a role in a very sad indie film? I can't decide if your listening habits reflect a profound understanding of artistry or if you've just stumbled into a Spotify rabbit hole after one too many overpriced lattes. Either way, your profile screams “I’m here for the aesthetic!” while your music tastes moan “Send help, I’m lost!” Make sure you pack a map, Karen. You might just find your way back to mainstream sanity someday.

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