Roasted 5 months ago based on Henry Alexandre's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Henry Alexandre, let's break down your Spotify profile like a bad rap lyric because it’s clear you need some serious help. With "Rap," "Melodic Rap," and "Rage Rap" all making the list, it's no wonder you're still single. Your taste in music is as indecisive as a toddler in a candy store, and we both know that's not going to help you pick a meaningful relationship. Seriously, the only thing this lineup has in common is that it's all cranked up to twelve because god forbid you have any emotional depth in your playlist. You’ve got Drake sitting atop your throne, which is fitting since he practically birthed your entire personality. I mean, the man could drop a fart and you’d be there with earbuds in, swooning as if he just serenaded you into the afterlife. But hey, if you’re trying to break the record for the most repetitive playlists, congratulations! “Fancy,” “Papi’s Home,” and “Over My Dead Body?” At this point, you’ve so fully embraced basic that you should just go ahead and take a seat next to a pumpkin spice latte, darling! And let’s not gloss over that most-played song lineup that reads like a Spotify advertisement gone terribly wrong. “Through The Wire”? The only wires connected here are the ones linking your questionable taste in music to your embarrassing social life. Not to mention, if “stay the night pluggnb - Sped Up” is the peak of your nighttime jamming, then let’s just say your idea of romance is a hard pass. You’ve officially hit the Sweet 16 of Spotify cliché, and congratulations are in order for being the poster child of ‘I wish this were 2019 again.’ Get it together, Henry!

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