Roasted 7 months ago based on Rudy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Rudy, the living embodiment of a 14-year-old's Metalhead phase that just won’t die. Your Spotify profile reads like a diary belonging to someone who thinks "nu metal" is the solution to every problem, like it's a magic potion that can cure bad taste in music. Seriously, how many times can you pretend Limp Bizkit is edgy? We've all heard your Spotify Wrapped and honestly, it sounds like a group of developers threw a dart at a "cool" genre chart, and congratulations, you hit "okay." Joey Valence & Brae? Really, Rudy? You’ve got a single duo more played than heartbeats at a metal concert, and your entire "Most Played" section resembles a relentless ad for their band. At this point, it’s less of a playlist and more of a shrine to your overzealous love for artists who wouldn’t exist without the word "hooligan." If your Spotify account were a person, it would stand in the corner wearing a spiky bracelet wishing it were at a high school bonfire. Now I see Tyler, The Creator and JPEGMAFIA gathered amongst the clutter of wannabe edgy acts and rap metal legends but honestly, they must be judging you. The combo of your top genres reads like a confused teenager’s playlist during an identity crisis—they're lost in a vortex where "experimental" means jamming a kazoo into a hardcore gym session. So congratulations, Rudy! You’ve somehow managed to encapsulate the sound of mediocre angst while worshiping at the altar of artists who probably wish they could disassociate from your taste. We get it; the 2000s were cool, but it's 2023, my dude.

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