Roasted 2 years ago based on mista_hm's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "ass kicker," huh? What an ironic nickname for someone whose playlist sounds like a therapy session for someone desperately trying to hold onto their sanity. I mean, with favorites like "Part of Your World," it's clear you'd rather be living in a Disney fantasy than confronting reality. Tell me, when are you planning on just accepting that you're a magical mermaid stuck in a life too mundane to fit your whimsical dreams? Do you also hum “Under the Sea” during your walk of shame? Trying to impress us with your music choice is cute, but let's break down those top artists. Frank Ocean to DJ Khaled? That's a transition more jarring than going from a calm lake to a raging sea. And offering up A$AP Ferg and Adele like they’d hang out? Ain’t nobody bumping "Wild Thoughts" on their way to a fateful rendezvous with “Million Years Ago.” Your playlist must be the safest space in the universe, where all genres can coexist in harmony, even if it means throwing a party where nobody actually shows up. That said, we genuinely applaud you for managing to keep your cringe-filled library diverse enough to keep even the most pretentious hipster off your back. But let’s face it, you put the "meh" in "musical taste," and your lack of authenticity is almost impressive. So tell us, when exactly are you dropping the self-deprecating humor for some actual self-awareness? You might want to consider evolving your genre preferences beyond half-hearted attempts at trying to impress strangers on the internet—unless you're committed to being the world's most dedicated pop culture punchline.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!