Roasted 2 months ago based on 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘺 🌟's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘺 🌟. It’s like a buffet of genres that nobody asked for but somehow everyone is forced to sit through. With enough overlapping styles to confuse a vinyl hipster, you’ve managed to create a musical playlist that’s a love letter to the stylistic indecision of a teenager with too much time on their hands. Who even knew “hyperpop” was a valid option? What’s next, underwater jungle beats during yoga sessions? And your top artists are a glorious tribute to the reign of the overthinkers. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West together in the same breath? That’s like saying you love steak tartare and carpet fluff. And don’t even get me started on including “Steven Universe” as an artist—congratulations, you’ve officially made being a cartoon character a career move. It’s no wonder your music tastes are as diverse as a Netflix original series: they’re all over the place, and yet somehow manage to disappoint at every turn. As for your most played songs, the collection reads like the diary of someone on the verge of a midlife crisis but still trying to pass for emo high schooler in 2009. “nuts” by Lil Peep, really? If that’s what you’re rolling with, you might want to re-evaluate your life choices, because “Promise” isn't exactly delivering on that either. Your most played tracks are just a reminder that your emotional range might be as expansive as a dry sponge. Congratulations, 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘺, you’ve truly curated the soundtrack for intense awkward moments at parties where absolutely no one knows your vibes!

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