Roasted 3 months ago based on Daniel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Daniel, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. Cloud rap? Hyperpop? Experimental hip hop? Are you trying to craft the soundtrack for a futuristic hipster funeral, or is this just an elaborate way to remind everyone you still haven’t recovered from the '90s? Seriously, bro, your taste in music reads like a confused teenager’s diary after a few too many caffeine-fueled existential crises. With genres like “plunderphonics” and “glitch,” it’s no wonder people are more confused about what you listen to than they are about your dating life. Your top artists list is basically an “I promise I’m cool” checklist, featuring Dean Blunt and Elliott Smith—a mix that screams, “I have deep thoughts, but I’ve never gone outside.” And by including Bladee and Yung Lean, it’s clear you’re trying to appeal to authenticity while still being entirely manufactured. You’ve got more obscure names on your playlist than an art exhibit in a warehouse, and let's be honest, none of them are making it to your local coffee shop anytime soon—unless they’re looking for a place to forget they ever had a career. As for those most played songs, they’re a wild ride too. “Sakura” by Devon Hendryx, huh? You dropped that track like it’s the flag at a hipster race. But with titles like “Presidential” and “All I Do Is Think of You,” your playlist sounds like the perfect accompaniment for a breakdown while you scroll through Twitter with a pint of vegan ice cream. Let’s just say if your music taste were a fashion statement, it’d be wearing Crocs with socks and feeling creatively avant-garde about it. Keep it up, Daniel; you’re one Thanksgiving dinner away from being the designated family music critic that nobody asked for!

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