Roasted 1 year ago based on Arshiah's long term Spotify stats.

Arshiah, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager's diary after their third breakup. You’re living proof that musical taste can be as incoherent as a toddler trying to explain why they like broccoli. With genres ranging from Hindi Pop to Glam Rock, it’s clear you want the whole world to know you’ve been through more identity crises than a midlife crisis car buyer. Seriously, your music collection is like a buffet where everything looks good until it's on your plate—and then you start questioning your life choices. Your top artists are a tragic mix that suggests you either have the emotional range of a soap opera or you're just trying to collect every sad pop song to drown in. Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, and Mitski? Congratulations, you’ve officially unlocked the “I’m always in my feels” tier on Spotify. I can already hear the sound of your heart being shattered by a million bad relationship decisions while you belt out those lyrics like it’s your workout routine. But hey, mixing Classic Rock with all that angst is creatively alarming—like pairing a gourmet meal with a McDonald's soda. And then there are your most played songs, which sound like the soundtrack of someone who spent one too many nights crying into a pint of ice cream, jamming to the emotional turmoil of “Good Luck, Babe!” just to make themselves feel better about the bad life choices they keep making. You’ve mastered the art of being a walking contradiction. So, hats off to you, Arshiah! May your playlists always reflect the chaotic masterpiece that is your life—where every track is more confusing than the last!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!