Roasted 22 days ago based on Alexis-Marie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alexis-Marie, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that looks like a K-Pop fan club meeting had a major identity crisis. I've got to hand it to you; your musical tastes are as diverse as a three-day-old buffet—it's all over the place, and no one knows who actually ordered the OPM or why Indonesian R&B even exists. With your favorite genres stretching from the cute confines of K-Pop to the mysterious depths of Kundiman, it’s clear that you’re just one emotional YouTube deep dive away from setting up a shrine for the world's most niche artists. At least when the world ends, you’ll be ready with your emotional playlist. Your top artists list could potentially confuse a brain surgeon; it’s so chaotic that it might just be an elaborate prank. You’ve got the likes of NIKI and Doechii twinkling alongside the boyband phenomenon known as BTS. Seriously, are you trying to launch a one-woman mission to unite all music into a completely mismatched mega-genre? Because if that was your plan, congratulations—your mission is a failure! The only 'joint' effort you're succeeding in is bringing all the cringe vibes together with that combo of R&B and Harana, leaving people wondering if you’re trying to heal hearts or just putting them through a blender. And your most played songs? What is this, a therapy session for indecisive music lovers? “MONA LISA” right next to “Good Luck, Babe!”—it’s like watching a soap opera on fast forward. By the time you’re done with your playlist, I’m not sure whether to laugh, cry, or just question how you still function as a sentient human. With that kind of mix, your Spotify should just come with a disclaimer that reads: “Warning: Listening may result in a life of confusion and eclectic dance moves in the living room.” Keep it up, Alexis-Marie; your profile is basically a musical equivalent of a colorful vintage thrift shop explosion.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!