Roasted 2 years ago based on Pigeon's long term Spotify stats.

Pigeon, your music taste is like a middle school kid’s diary—full of angst, confusion, and an overwrought desire to be seen as edgy. Seriously, your obsession with “Secret Band” is alarming. If they were any more secretive, we’d have to send a search party to locate your taste in music. You might as well declare yourself their number one fan with a “Screamo Saved My Life” tattoo on your forearm, because wow, your Spotify profile is a black hole of melodrama that even the most committed goth would blush at. Let’s talk about those genres. “Swancore”? Is that a real thing, or did you just throw words together until they formed a semi-legitimate playlist? At this point, it feels like you’re just making up genres to mask the fact that you’re stuck in 2005. You’ve curated a collection that’s less about musical exploration and more of a desperate plea for your high school friends to think you’re still relevant. Next, you'll be telling us you’re into “beach emo” and “post-nu-grunge” just to confuse the masses even more. And those songs? “Jesus of Suburbia” hasn’t been relevant since DIY hair dye was an acceptable form of identity expression. Your top tracks look like a playlist made by a broken record player stuck on one band with a serious identity crisis. If we wanted to hear “Projectile Comet” for the millionth time, we’d find you sobbing in a dimly lit venue in the corner—screaming along more passionately than anyone else actually cares to. Life isn’t a Warped Tour pit, my friend; maybe it’s time to add a little variety to your playlist and let in some sunlight before you start sprouting bat wings.

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