Roasted 8 months ago based on froggy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Froggy, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things "metal" and "alternative," which, let's be honest, is just a fancy way of saying your emotions have more twists than the average soap opera. Your top genres read like the sadder chapters of a teenage angst novel—“Progressive Rock”? If you’re hoping to progress anywhere, I suggest starting with some sunshine and actual happiness. It’s hard to be a relatable frog when you’re always croaking about existential dread, buddy. Your top artists are a real who's who of sad boys and pretentious vibes. I mean, if Father John Misty had a nickel for every time someone blasted his music in a coffee shop while pensively staring out the window, he could probably pay for a music therapy session—for you. And for someone who claims to love “ghosts,” your taste in music borders on haunting. Ghosts and deep cuts from Radiohead? Talk about a spooky playlist that’ll make you question your life choices while sipping on overpriced artisanal coffee. And then there are those most played songs. “Rhaenyra's Theme”? Really? You must have the emotional range of a literal pond when you're vibing with a soundtrack from a fantasy show. When “I Went to the Store One Day” is a favorite, we can't help but wonder if that's deeper commentary on your social life or just a sad anecdote about your grocery runs. Seriously, Froggy, if procrastination were a genre, you’d be the star of the show. Here's to hoping you hop on a new playlist that doesn’t sound like it was curated by someone wallowing in a swamp of feelings!

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