Roasted 2 months ago based on Rylan Horton's long term Spotify stats.

Rylan Horton, the only person I know whose music taste is more niche than a vegan sushi restaurant in Iowa. Honestly, with a playlist that looks like it was curated by a sleep-deprived otaku, I'm not sure if you're vibing out or preparing to unleash a musical apocalypse. You've got more Japanese video game music than a Twitch streamer's entire SoundCloud page. I didn't know "Bedroom Pop" was a genre for people who still live with their parents and have not yet figured out how to leave their childhood behind. At least K-Pop is a global phenomenon; congrats on having a favorite genre that’s still trying to convince itself it’s not just late-night anime fanfiction set to music. And let's talk about your top artists. You have Kendrick Lamar and Tyler, The Creator, right next to a bunch of names that sound like they’re exotic menu items at a hipster café. “Can I get the ‘平田志穂子’ with a side of ‘Lotus Juice’?” Seriously, Rylan, how many times can one person listen to “It's Going Down Now” without questioning their life choices? I genuinely hope you have a therapist on speed dial because at this point, the only thing more tragic than your Spotify Wrapped is the realization that you’ve never heard of a mainstream artist outside of a TikTok trend. Your most played tracks sound like you decided to dive into the deep end of the internet and forgot how to come back up for air. It’s impressive, really; you’ve somehow selected songs so obscure that even Google needs a second to think about them. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out why your “Rage Rap” phase sounds like someone screaming into a pillow while sobbing over a J-Pop breakup song. Keep riding that tide of eclectic chaos, Rylan. At least when people see your Spotify profile, they'll know exactly what it feels like to have an identity crisis in audio form.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!