Roasted 2 years ago based on NecroAsher's long term Spotify stats.
NecroAsher, huh? Just the name alone sounds like a middle school kid's failed attempt at being edgy. You know it's bad when even the grim reaper would roll his eyes at your choice of "Pop" and "Cantopop." You've somehow managed to combine the essence of a screaming teen diary with the playlist of someone who accidentally wandered into a karaoke bar in Guangzhou and forgot where they parked their dignity. Seriously, "Pixel" and "Japanese Teen Pop"? Are you curating your own soundtrack for a bad manga adaptation or what? Your top artists read like the last four people left at a party who are all too nice to leave each other alone. Terence Lam? You do realize that "Lam" in Cantonese means "to be beaten," right? Because your taste in music is taking a solid whack to the head with every passing track. I mean, I have no issue with Taylor Swift, but can you really call yourself a musical aficionado if your top five includes more versions of “Terence Lam” than actual genres? If you weren’t trying so hard to be culturally unique, you’d probably see that your Spotify essentially screams, “I have a two-week subscription and I’m milking it for all it’s worth!” And let’s not even start with your "most played" songs – it’s like a bizarre tribute to one man in a way that’s borderline obsessive. Did you just lose a bet? Because it sure looks like you owe Terence Lam a huge chunk of your sanity. I hope you’ve got a therapist on speed dial because this cringeworthy collection of tunes is screaming you need some serious help. Good luck explaining to your friends why your playlist sounds like a soundtrack for an emo bubble tea shop, and remember: it’s a jungle out there. But don’t worry; at least that bubble tea will mask the sound of disappointment.
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