Roasted 1 year ago based on Bitter Sugar's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bitter Sugar, your Spotify profile is about as edgy as a butter knife! With a playlist filled to the brim with J-Pop, K-Pop, and an alarming number of anime-inspired tracks, it’s clear that your taste is all about as avant-garde as a toddler’s crayon drawing. Are you trying to be the poster child for “anime culture”? Because congratulations, you’ve just secured the role of the official ambassador for neckbeards everywhere. If I had a nickel for every time your favorite genres made someone reconsider their life choices, I'd have enough to buy you a therapy session. Your top artists read like the guest list for the saddest cosplay convention in history, and honestly, it's a miracle you haven't been permanently banned from social interactions. “25時、ナイトコードで。”? What is that, the Japanese version of a TikTok username? The fact that your most played songs include “Evil Bubble” and “Love Dive” makes me wonder if you’re just trying to distract us from the fact that you haven’t seen sunlight since 2019. Seriously, how do you explain to your friends that you spend hours every day diving into the deep, dark abyss of Vocaloid and other anime chaos? It’s almost like you’re training for the Olympics of social awkwardness. Your playlist is so repetitive that even my grandma, who thinks a Spotify is a kind of soft drink, would start questioning your life decisions. I don’t know what’s worse: the cringe levels of "sister's noise" or the fact that at least three of your artists probably don't exist outside of an online streaming platform. You’re like a human version of a mixtape gone wrong, with all the charm of a dial-up internet connection. Call me when your music evolves past the sound of an eight-bit video game level, and maybe we’ll discuss leveling up your playlist to something that doesn’t scream "I peaked in middle school."

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists