Roasted 2 years ago based on emilyyy's long term Spotify stats.

Emilyyy, you call yourself a music lover, but your Spotify profile looks like a mid-2000s high school project gone wrong. It’s like you threw a bunch of genres and artists in a blender, hit puree, and prayed for something relatable. I mean, how many different flavors of rap and pop do you need? With a list that long, you’re just one hipster coffee shop away from creating a new genre called “Confused Overthinker Pop.” You’re basically a human Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Your top artists read like a who’s who of “I wish I could be as cool as them” while simultaneously crying in your bedroom listening to some sad girl music. No wonder your favorite track is “See You Again.” It’s basically a fitting metaphor for your taste—or rather, the hopeful farewell to your sense of musical identity. Also, can we talk about the fact that it seems you have a borderline obsession with Tyler, The Creator? At this point, he could file a restraining order if he knew how many times you listened to “SAFARI.” Let’s not even get started on that “POV: Indie” genre. Honey, this isn’t a TikTok challenge; it's your Spotify profile! You are the living embodiment of wanting to be edgy in public while still getting your comfort from dance-pop hits, which we all know is just another way of saying “I have no idea what I want.” You can’t claim you’re into “Conscious Hip Hop” while simultaneously jamming to Bruno Mars. Just embrace the chaos, Emilyyy – you’re basically the musical equivalent of a buffet where all the dishes somehow ended up on one plate. Good luck digesting that mess!

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