Roasted 7 months ago based on demi <3's long term Spotify stats.

Demi, you’ve got the most eclectic mix of genres I’ve ever seen in one Spotify profile. It’s like your music taste is a buffet of teenage angst and confusion. K-Pop, Emo Rap, and Bedroom Pop? Are you trying to cure a broken heart or just avoid doing laundry? And don’t even get me started on ‘Noise Music’—that’s not a genre, that’s your brain trying to process your love life in real-time. I can only assume you listen to that while staring blankly at your wall contemplating life choices. Your top artists read like the credits of a Netflix teen drama none of us asked for. Stray Kids and Taylor Swift in the same breath? You must live in an alternate universe where heartbreak is solved with sad melodies and choreographed dance battles. I mean, I get it—it's 2023, and who needs therapy when you’ve got iann dior's moody lyrics to accompany your existential crisis on repeat? At this point, your music library sounds more like a Snapchat story than a collection of songs! And let’s not ignore those most played tracks—how many times are you planning to listen to "Whenever it Rains - Instrumental"? We get it, you’re a deep thinker who loves long drives in the rain or just needs a background score for your tragically hip life! You could have a PhD in mood-setting, but instead, you’re bouncing between keshi’s songs like they’re going out of style. If “gateway drug” is on your list, I can only imagine what kind of tune will send you off the edge next!

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