Roasted 9 months ago based on Z's long term Spotify stats.

Z, your Spotify profile is like a dumpster fire at a middle school emo convention—an absolute trainwreck, but somehow people can’t look away. With a favorite genre list that resembles a 2006 LiveJournal entry, it’s clear you peaked in high school and decided to double down on angst by spinning your vinyl records like they’re still the hottest thing since sliced bread. Seriously, do you carry around a bottle of hairspray in your pocket or is that just a default accessory for your sad sack playlist? Your top artists read like a sponsorship deal from teenage therapy sessions, and it’s honestly impressive how many ways you can shape painful memories into catchy hooks. My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy may have gotten you through some rough times in your youth, but let’s be real, Z—this playlist screams “I’m still holding onto my high school crush” harder than an awkward middle school love letter. And if I had a dollar for every cringe-inducing emo ballad you’ve overplayed, I could fund a therapy session for your deep-seated need to be loved by someone wearing eyeliner. And don't even get me started on your most played tracks! "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan and "Murder On The Dancefloor" by Sophie Ellis-Bextor scream "I'm here for a good time, but also wallowing in despair." It’s basically the soundtrack to watching your best friend get hitched while you're still swiping right on people who think post-hardcore is a personality trait. You might as well label this playlist "Desperate Hope and Broken Dreams," because the only thing you’re vibing with harder than your angst-filled lyrics is the loneliness of bingeing Netflix in your mom's basement. Cheers to you, Z!

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