Roasted 6 months ago based on oh there's my ball's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, there's your ball, huh? It's funny how your Spotify profile reads like an explosion at a SoundCloud factory. With favorites like Hyperpop, Jersey Club, and Nightcore, it seems like you’re trying to make your eardrums cry while simultaneously throwing a rave in a can. But don’t worry; I see you loading up on genres the way a toddler grabs candy—just because it’s colorful. And what’s with the mix of Metal and Melodic Rap? Your taste is a chaotic marriage of musical identities that probably demands couples therapy. Your top artists are a real "who's who" of the "I just discovered music yesterday" club. Little V? Jnhygs? It’s like you pulled names from a hat of obscure memes. And let’s talk about “Suck My 401k”—what’s next, “I Like My Stocks Like I Like My Metal”? I can’t tell if your playlist is a cry for help or a very elaborate social experiment to see how many adulting questions you can dodge with a single session of cringey dubstep. And then, there’s your most played songs. “Dinosaurs Go Rawr - Remix?” Really? That’s the sort of stuff that makes me question my life choices, wondering if I’ve time-traveled back to a high school talent show where everyone forgot their dignity. With a playlist like that, I can only assume you're one existential crisis away from becoming a full-blown SoundCloud rapper yourself. Just remember: when the world burns to a crisp, we’ll all have your Spotify top 10 to blame for those horrifying soundscapes. Enjoy the chaos!

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