Roasted 2 years ago based on Aleksander's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Aleksander, your Spotify profile is like a high school anime club’s playlist on shuffle. I didn’t know “J-Pop” was code for “please judge me.” With more love for Japanese teen pop than actual teenagers, your taste is so niche it should come with a warning label for awkward encounters. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time an adult plays "Anime Rock" while pretending to not be a weeb, I’d have enough to rescue you from this cringefest of a music selection. Your top artists look like they were chosen using a spin wheel made of memes and soy sauce bottles. “Laufey”? More like “La-snoozey,” because I’m about two tracks into your list before I’m ready to roll up a futon and hibernate. And if I see one more artist that sounds like a character from a visual novel, I might just throw my headphones into the nearest river. But hey, at least “Tyler, The Creator” is there to remind you that you’ve got a shred of good taste buried beneath layers of bedroom pop and questionable choices. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs… It’s like a not-so-secret diary of a 17-year-old whose biggest problem is a crush that just doesn’t notice them. "Dreamer" by Laufey? More like "Dream On," because I’m dreaming of a world where you discover anything outside your sprinkle-filled bubble. You might be collecting streams like they’re Pokémon, but the only evolution I see here is into a full-blown cringe compilation. So please, for the love of J-Pop and all that is holy—expand your horizons before your Spotify account becomes a shrine to outdated memes and melodramatic teen angst!

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