Roasted 7 months ago based on Clay's long term Spotify stats.

Clay, my dude, I've seen some questionable music tastes in my time, but yours just set a new standard for "what the hell is going on?" You’ve got a genre catalog that looks like a high school kid’s Spotify playlist in 2005 — mixing alternative metal with K-pop while simultaneously haunting a horrorcore convention. Seriously, if Spotify had a heart, it’d be begging you for a break. Are you a music aficionado or just attempting to recreate the chaotic vibes of a 2001 MySpace page? Your top artists read like a shopping list from the ‘funny hat’ aisle of a thrift store. The Neighbourhood? Childish Gambino? And then there’s Insane Clown Posse hanging out like that one friend who shows up uninvited to every party just to remind you that life is a circus and they’re the main act. If you’re looking for true balance in life, maybe swap out some of that noise music for a little *consideration*—like, maybe just listen to your own pulse for a while instead? And you call yourself a "fan" of The Neighbourhood? Buddy, at this point, you’ve given them more streams than they can paddle through. With your most played songs, it seems like you’re stuck in an existential crisis loop between heartbreak and a midlife teen angst album. If we had a dollar for every time your playlist screamed “I need help,” we could probably fund an intervention and get you into a better mood. So here’s a wild idea: maybe branch out and explore what it’s like to listen to something outside your comfort zone. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you when you end up addicted to Taylor Swift's discography like the rest of us!

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