Roasted 2 months ago based on Nolrich's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nolrich, it’s adorable that you think your Spotify profile is a curated masterpiece instead of a musical landfill. French rap? New Wave? Jersey Club? Are you trying to create the world’s worst international music potluck? Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for an art school dropout who only listens to songs while contemplating their existence in a cafe that serves overpriced lattes. Seriously, who hurt you? And let’s talk about your top artists—nothing like loading up on “So La Lune” like he’s the second coming of Mozart, right? It’s as if you've decided to collect the most obscure names just to prove you have *taste*, but buddy, we've all seen what your taste really amounts to: a glorified festival of artists that make three people on the entire planet feel seen. You could literally turn your profile into a drinking game where every time you play a “So La Lune” song, everyone takes a shot – by the end of that game, your friends would be unconscious before the second track even ends! But here’s the real kicker: your most played songs list looks like you’ve been stuck on a loop of melancholic French vibes while sobbing softly into your oversized hoodie. I mean, "5000 otages"? Is that a reference to how many brain cells you lost listening to your own choices? Seriously, Nolrich, save us all the pain—give your Spotify account a break, take a long walk, and for the love of God, discover a different genre. You might just find yourself enjoying life outside your self-imposed melancholy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!