Roasted 4 months ago based on J's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to J's Spotify profile, where the music tastes are as diverse as a Quidditch team's playing field, and just as confusing. It’s like you walked into a club playing every genre of hip-hop while simultaneously auditioning for a BBC documentary on “What Happens When Your Identity Crisis Hits a Brick Wall.” With a jam-packed playlist consisting of more "UK" titles than a British citizenship test, I'm expecting you to either spit bars in a Cockney accent or pull out your passport and show me your family tree at a pub. Seriously, how many different ways do you need to say "grime"? I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Grime Remixed With A Bit of Grime." Don’t even get me started on your top artists. Kid Cudi and Childish Gambino make sense - I mean, who doesn’t love deep feels and lyrical prowess? But then you veer into the land of P Money and Elt Cheekz faster than a cabbie dodges a traffic jam. You’ve combined artists who are both groundbreaking and completely random, like someone threw a dart at a board of hip-hop and hoped for a miracle. And with Post Malone sandwiched between the likes of Frank Ocean and Juice WRLD, it really gives off the vibe that you just rolled in from a house party where the DJ quit his day job to pursue a degree in "Accidental Musical Chaos.” Now for your most played songs, which seem ripped straight from the rants of an indecisive teenager who can’t decide between a breakup anthem or something for their next TikTok dance. "Hold On" by Parker and "He's Not Into You" by ENNY scream “self-care playlist” while "OBBO" by Elt Cheekz is just begging for someone to sit down and explain that “chillin’ wiv da man dem” won’t help you find love anytime soon. Your entire listening history reads like someone trying very hard to fit in with all the cool kids while still clinging on to their MySpace account. But hey, at least you're not boring — you’re an eclectic mess, like a musical buffet no one asked for but is somehow still intriguing.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!