Roasted 8 days ago based on Marrriam's long term Spotify stats.

Marrriam, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school rom-com directed by a nostalgic hipster who still thinks wearing chokers is cutting-edge fashion. With a favorite genre list that looks like a desperate attempt to curate the most basic playlists possible, you must be the type of person who thinks "G-Funk" is just how your body feels after a long day of scrolling through TikTok. Seriously, with K-Pop, Old School Hip Hop, and a splash of Noise Music, it’s like you couldn't decide whether to throw a dance party or drown your sorrows in ear-piercing chaos. Your top artists? It’s as if you threw a dart at a Pinterest board labeled "Cringe 101" and called it a day. Ariana Grande and The Weeknd? What a hot take! Who knew the epitome of originality was found in the same three songs looped endlessly? It’s like every time you put on "34+35", you’re hoping for a miracle, but instead, the only thing rising is the number of your facial cringe during those high-note belting sessions. And don’t get me started on your K-Pop obsession. JENNIE and BLACKPINK clearly have a hold over your taste, but at this point, the real “bias” is you thinking this glorified bubblegum pop is any more substantial than sugar-coated air. And maybe consider diversifying your most played songs because an entire playlist monopolized by Ariana Grande could truly raise concerns for your social life. It’s hard to believe someone who lists "break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored" as a top jam has made any real connections outside their phone screen. That's right, Marrriam—every time you play “Timeless,” remember: you're still living in a never-ending cycle of teenage angst that somehow led you to a musical identity crisis. It's time to step outside and take a real look at life—and maybe also your Spotify stats.

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