Roasted 2 years ago based on Éamonn Eoghan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Éamonn Eoghan, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s ‘emo’ diary got mixed up with the Spanish version of Spotify. You’ve got more metal genres than friends, and somehow managed to make them all sound as cumbersome as your name. "Permanent Wave"? Dude, the only thing permanent about your wave is that it’s just a long, drawn-out plea for better taste in music. If I had a nickel for every time I couldn't figure out what "Progressive Groove Metal" was, I'd have a hefty collection of nickels ready to pay for a proper therapist to help you through this midlife crisis in the making. Your favorite artists look like they were chosen because you thought you could get away with saying you like the “heavier” stuff while still hanging out with your indie friends. I mean, “Lucky Thief”? Are you sure you didn’t pick that name from a particularly bad fantasy novel? It seems the only thing droppable in your music taste is your ability to explain why you’re into an obscure band that only four other people know. Let’s be real; unless you're hiding in your room listening to "Landlubber" on repeat while contemplating your life choices, it’s time to admit that maybe the universe is trying to tell you something... like, you know, “get a better haircut.” And let’s address that Most Played list; it’s like you’ve curated the soundtrack for every caffeine-fueled existential crisis in 2023. The fact that a song called “Silencer” is in your top five is basically an invitation to anyone who sees this to join your one-man pity party. We get it, you love your angst and melancholy like a thick fog covering the town, but have you considered adding some tracks that could make you smile instead of constantly reminding your listeners that you, too, think life is a never-ending loop of ennui? Just a thought, Éamonn – a little brightness never hurt anyone! Except maybe your Spotify Wrapped.

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