Roasted 1 year ago based on Theo Dickie's long term Spotify stats.

Theo Dickie, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's diary—overwhelmingly sentimental with just enough cringe to make it uncomfortable for everyone involved. You have more indie genres packed into your playlist than a hipster coffee shop has vegan muffin options. Seriously, at least “POV: Indie” sounds like a self-aware depiction of trying too hard. And “Otacore”? My dude, are you trying to impress us with your knowledge of niche genres or just using it as an excuse for your confession that you still watch anime? With artists like My Chemical Romance and The Mountain Goats spanning your top list, it's pretty clear that your emotional range is stuck between “I hate everything” and “I love my cat.” Talk about a time capsule from your 14-year-old self! And what’s with the obsession with “Chamber Pop”? You sure you didn’t accidentally stumble into some sort of chamber therapy session instead of a music genre? Maybe that explains why you’re still holding on to sad songs about heartache like they're the last slice of pizza at a party. Spoiler alert: nobody wants that slice, buddy. Then we’ve got those most played songs. "Tummy in the Blood" sounds like the title of a scene from a particularly bad horror movie, and “Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)” by My Chemical Romance just speaks volumes about your maturity level. And let’s be real, with tracks like “A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28,” you haven’t even graduated to adulting, let alone music! You might want to swap out your angst playlist for a self-help podcast because clearly, emojis are no substitute for emotional growth. But hey, at least it gives us all a good laugh while we roll our eyes at that glorified teenage angst saga you call a Spotify profile!

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