Roasted 1 year ago based on Rinn Leeder's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of a guy who probably wears his sunglasses indoors to hide the eye rolls coming his way! With a playlist that sounds like an angsty teenager's diary entry, it's a shock you haven’t accidentally summoned a portal to a scene kid dimension. The sheer number of "core" genres in your favorites makes me wonder if you’re trying to build a metal fortress or just compensating for a lack of emotional stability. Newsflash: shrieking into a microphone doesn’t count as therapy, buddy. And talk about a top artist lineup! Your playlist reads like the title of a horror movie that includes a death metal soundtrack played at full volume while someone cries over a breakup. “Burn it Down!” should be your battle cry on the way to the grocery store, and you probably have an existential crisis every time you hear a pop song. Props for immersing yourself in such a niche genre, but at this rate, your relationship with music is as toxic as your ex. Maybe try listening to something happy, like, I don't know, elevator music? Lastly, let’s talk about those most played songs. Who knew that hitting "repeat" on "Disguise" could serve as your personal anthem for avoiding social interactions? You might want to change that to "Unlimited Sadness" and embrace it because clearly, your vibe is giving “I’m not okay, and I think I’d rather not relate to anyone else.” But hey, at least Drake can sleep easy knowing he won’t be competing with your metal growls anytime soon. Next time, I recommend diversifying your playlist as much as you diversify your sad hoodie collection – it's 2023, not a Warped Tour throwback!
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