Roasted 2 years ago based on Joel Shepherd's long term Spotify stats.

Joel Shepherd, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a midlife crisis in progress. Indie Soul? Hip Hop? Chill Abstract Hip Hop? It's like you threw a dart at a genre board and then realized you just wanted to sound cultured while bobbing your head to artists no one outside your social circle has ever heard of. You do realize that “Conscious Hip Hop” isn’t a personality trait, right? It’s a genre meant for deep thinkers, and clearly, you were too busy pondering the wisdom of “Burna Boy” during your last existential crisis to get there. Top artists with names like “M Dot R” and “Kak Hatt”—what is this? The secret playlist of a hipster who’s one kombucha away from full insanity? And can we talk about your most played tracks? It seems like the two “Kak Hatt” songs are on a mission to outdo each other in the race for worst title of the year. It’s like you have a subconscious urge to shove obscure talent down our throats like a hipster version of a forced feed. We get it, you’re different; you ride a fixed-gear bike and eat gluten-free just to make sure no one ever mistakes you for a basic fan. But honestly, your taste in music screams “I still don’t know how to dance,” and “I definitely own more than one plant.” With a playlist that resembles a therapy session for heartbroken SoundCloud rappers, it’s a wonder you haven’t been escorted out of more music venues for crimes against good taste. Here’s hoping you elevate from “Chill Abstract Hip Hop” to actual dance moves before your Spotify Wrapped declares you as the biggest cautionary tale of music exploration.

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