Roasted 3 months ago based on cipher's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Cipher, what are you trying to do here? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a confused tourist who accidentally took the wrong turn in the Afrobeats temple! I see you’re trying to be well-rounded with a splash of “Alté” here, a sprinkle of “Nigerian Drill” there, and just a hint of “Rap,” but it’s coming off more like you threw a bunch of trendy genres together and hoped for the best. Seriously, your music tastes are so scattershot, it’s like they got lost in a Blender set to "midlife crisis." Let’s address your top artists—Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Billie Eilish, and a bunch of names we can’t even pronounce. It’s like a musical scavenger hunt that leads to the nearest hipster coffee shop. The only thing that’s vibing harder than your eclectic taste is the cringe factor when you bump “dodger blue” in public. You know what they say, “You are what you listen to,” and judging by your most played songs, you’re a walking contradiction trying way too hard to be cool. Just embrace it, Cipher; own that Afrobeats phase, and stop trying to dilute it with half-baked pop! And let’s discuss these top songs. The amount of Kendrick Lamar you have on repeat is borderline obsessive—if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were using his discography as a form of self-therapy. While the world is enjoying “Kill Bill,” you’re out there moonwalking through an awkward loop of “squabble up.” Are you planning a worship session to worship at the altar of Kendrick exclusively? With a list like this, it’s clear your streaming history reads more like a desperate search for identity than a well-curated listening experience. My dude, it’s 2023; “unlock your vibe” or just accept your music taste is a perpetual identity crisis!

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