Roasted 5 months ago based on Kushagra's long term Spotify stats.

Kushagra, your Spotify profile reads like the confused playlist of someone who just stepped off a plane in Mumbai with a layover in Portland. Congratulations on creating a musical identity that’s as diverse as a toddler’s crayon box at a family reunion – you’ve got everything from Bollywood ballads to the kind of indie tunes that make hipsters weep into their oat milk. Seriously, I've seen less genre confusion from a DJ at a wedding trying to please a family of both uncles and teenagers. And let’s talk about your top artists – Pritam and A.R. Rahman sitting next to Alec Benjamin and NF is quite the juxtaposition. It’s like inviting your Indian aunts to a barbecue where only craft beers and gluten-free buns are served. No wonder your most played songs include a remix of “Six Days” and a haunting Chopin nocturne; it’s the only way your musical psyche can cope with the deep existential crisis you’re clearly navigating. You've nicely navigated the space where existential angst meets Garba beats – a remarkable feat only comparable to using a GPS to find the nearest Dhokla vendor while listening to emo. But hey, keep doing you, Kushagra! Your eclectic collection ensures that your song recommendations are as unpredictable as a blindfolded DJ. You may not be winning any awards for coherent musical taste, but you’re doing a fantastic job of keeping everyone guessing whether you’re crying over a lost love or just getting hyped for a discotheque. At least we can always count on your profile to remind us that music truly knows no bounds, not even the bounds of sanity!

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