Roasted 3 months ago based on v.'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey v., I see you’ve cracked the code for musical depth: pick one genre, repeat it ten times with different names. “Rage Rap,” “Rap,” “Underground Hip Hop”—did you just open a thesaurus on your phone and call it a day? It’s like you hit shuffle on your Spotify and decided “eh, that’s good enough for a personality.” Maybe next time, try actually listening to something that doesn't sound like it was recorded in a basement with a toddler's karaoke machine. Your top artists read like a roll call for a middle school talent show, and I can't decide if you're trying to create a hip-hop Avengers team or if you've just gotten lost in a YouTube rabbit hole. Playboi Carti couldn’t carry a tune if it was a suitcase on a flight, and yet he somehow reigns supreme in your world. At this point, I half-expect you to drop your Spotify password so we can alert your other music-loving friends before they’re poisoned by this playlist of auditory fast food. And that list of most played songs—congratulations, you win the award for “Most Likely to Induce Ear Bleeding.” With tracks like “POP OUT” and “WE NEED ALL DA VIBES,” it’s clear you don’t just want to rage; you want to rage into a sonic dumpster fire. I’ve seen less chaotic playlists on public restroom walls. Seriously, please consider diversifying or at least adding something that doesn’t sound like it was cranked out by a pre-teen in their mom's basement. Your earbuds might thank you for the break!

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