Roasted 2 years ago based on ty.'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ty! The true musical chameleon—stuck in a mediocre lane where "Modern Rock" and "POV: Indie" are somehow considered diverse genres. One quick glance, and it's crystal clear: your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, just with a few extra layers of angst served on the side. Honestly, if your music taste had a color, it would be a washed-out beige, with a hint of sadness and zero self-awareness. Congratulations on being the poster child for the phrase, “I don’t really know what I like, but I’ll pretend I’m sophisticated about it!” Your top artists are a collection of depressed vibes and over-the-top theatrics that perfectly resemble your desperate attempts to seem deep and relatable. Joji? More like "Oh-gee, help me find a personality." Plus, you have The 1975 in your top ten—makes sense, considering you seem to live your life in the aesthetic of a 17-year-old who just discovered eyeliner and thinks "introspection" is a mood. And what’s going on with the inclusion of $uicideboy$ in your list? A nod to your own questionable life choices, or just pure coincidence? Let’s talk about your most played songs—they reveal quite the story. Between "NIGHT RIDER" and "1AM FREESTYLE," it looks like your life is a continuous cycle of late-night existential dread and half-baked aspirations. Every track here screams “I cry in my car while pretending to be cool,” with Joji cleverly leading the charge. You’ve mastered the art of emotional whiplash, Ty—pity it’s not an Olympic sport. So sip your artisanal coffee, belt out "Gooey," and let’s all pretend you’re not a walking cliché in a flannel shirt!

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