Roasted 21 days ago based on dimasdjayadiningrat's long term Spotify stats.

Dimas, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical identity crises—it's impressive how you've crammed K-Pop and Neoclassical into the same playlist as if you’re trying to prove you have the taste of a Yale graduate and the musical palate of a 13-year-old girl with a glitter pen. I mean, nothing screams "I can’t commit to a single genre" like having Indonesian Jazz roll right into Ariana Grande. Do you have a Spotify playlist or a personality disorder? Because I'm starting to think your Spotify Wrapped looks like a confused Tinder profile. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of questionable musical choices and midlife crises, with Daniel Caesar and Sabrina Carpenter jostling for the coveted "Crossover Artist of Regret" award. If you played this at a party, you'd better have a fire extinguisher handy to put out the flaming embarrassment from all the guests facepalming themselves over your *NSYNC saturation. And don't even get me started on your most played song choices; “The Man Who Can't Be Moved”? You mean, the anthem for people who can't leave their parents' basement? Bravo, Dimas, truly groundbreaking. And to top it all off, you've only got one foot in R&B while the other is tumbling down the stairs into Indie Pop oblivion. Honestly, you should change your Spotify name to “DimasDJayaDancingAroundInCircles” because that's what your playlist feels like—like a confused toddler discovering a record player for the first time. If a musical identity crisis were a human being, it would wear your profile like a badge of honor. So keep it up, Dimas, because no one else could do such a commendable job at showcasing this delightful hot mess of musical tastes!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists