Roasted 8 months ago based on una's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Una, let’s have a chat about that Spotify profile of yours. Your taste in music is like a buffet where all the dishes are slightly undercooked—lots of options, but nothing that really leaves a mark. Seriously, did you pick your favorite genres by throwing darts at a board of pretentious labels? "Art Rock"? More like "Art Flop." If you can’t decide whether you're feeling moody, folk-y, or just confusingly eclectic, maybe it's time to pick a lane. Who knew a playlist could sound so much like a midlife crisis? Now, let’s address that artist lineup. You’ve got Radiohead and Bob Marley rubbing shoulders with "Cigarettes After Sex"—it's like an awkward high school reunion where everyone’s trying way too hard to impress. Is your life a series of deep existential crises punctuated by random trips to the beach? Get ready, because your musical diversity just screams “I can’t commit!” It’s like you’re trying to make a mixtape for a hipster who can't make up their mind about which caffeine-free drink to order. We get it, you’re complex; but at a certain point, you just hand someone a Spotify code and let them figure it out. And those song choices... oh boy. "Crooked the Road" sounds like a fitting map for your journey through the maze of cringe-worthy playlists. “First Day of My Life”? More like the first day of my life where I’m questioning all my choices based on your music taste. Let’s be real, the only thing more puzzling than your musical preferences is how you manage to be both the life of the party and the person no one can find when it’s time to dance. At least you’ve created a soundtrack for your days of introspection and awkwardness. Just remember: every time you hit play, a classic rock fan cries a little inside.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!