Roasted 1 year ago based on M's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, M-a-y-a, the embodiment of a midlife crisis trapped in a teenage heart! You’ve got more metal in your profile than a junkyard, yet your most played songs read like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. One minute we're headbanging to Rammstein's "Sonne," and the next, we're awkwardly moonwalking to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night." It's like someone set your Spotify to shuffle between a headbanging mosh pit and an eighth-grade sleepover—what a flex! And let's talk about that top artist list. Rammstein, Metallica, Iron Maiden—sure, we get it; you like to rock hard, but then there’s Olivia Rodrigo and Britney Spears thrown in like a wrench in a motorcycle race. Are you jamming out to "Bella Poarch" while plotting your next mosh pit? Your musical taste is like a buffet at a truck stop: a little bit of everything that shouldn't go together, yet somehow here you are, vibing like an enigma wrapped in confusion. Look, I appreciate your attempt to embrace the "Hyperpop" genre among the literal death metal you've lifted from the depths of hell. But let's be honest: your playlists scream “I once watched all the Twilight movies in one night while eating vegan cheese puffs.” So keep rocking out, M-a-y-a! Who knows? One day you might just find a way to combine your medieval metal with a catchy pop anthem and create a genre all your own: "Cringe Metal."

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