Roasted 11 months ago based on Linn Sandblom's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Linn Sandblom, your Spotify profile reads like the tracklist for "How to Confuse Your Friends with Music Choices 101." With a favorite genre lineup that includes "Epadunk" and "Russelåter," it's evident you take the concept of diversity and run it deep into the ground. Who knew that your playlists were basically a musical version of IKEA furniture? Confusing, unnecessary, and with a few questionable assembly practices. I bet your Spotify Discovery Weekly just shudders every time it encounters your eclectic tastes. Your top artists showcase a remarkable ability to simultaneously attract and scare off potential dates at the same time. I mean, Taylor Swift and Håkan Hellström? It's like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. The only thing scarier than "Russelåter" is the prospect of you actually trying to explain why your love for that genre goes beyond "it's catchy." And let's not even get started on your obsession with "Indie Folk." Your Spotify Wrapped must look more like a sad diary entry than the Spotify charts—filled with regret and the strange hope that one day you’ll find a group of people who appreciate your wailing, folky inclinations. Most played songs? Wow, talk about a collection that could clear a room faster than you can say “awkward encounter!” “Blott en dag”? Really? If that doesn’t scream “I own six cats and my ideal Saturday involves sipping herbal tea by myself," I don’t know what does. And "Shut Up And Drive"? With your track record, we’re all actually begging you to shut up and stay parked for good. Remember, Linn, next time you hit shuffle, it might be best to just shuffle along to a new genre—preferably one with a sense of rhythm and someone who doesn’t make all their crushes endure hours of Swedish pop twang.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists