Roasted 6 months ago based on Mohamed Darwish's long term Spotify stats.

Mohamed Darwish, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like you grabbed a globe, spun it, and picked every genre except for "good taste." I’ve seen less scattered playlists at a toddler’s birthday party. Phonk and Brazilian Phonk? Are you trying to corner the market on genres that sound like a sneeze? And let’s not even get started on Moroccan Pop—did you think it was the only kind of pop you could afford in 2023? Your top artists list screams “I have a personality and it’s just as confused as my music taste!” ElGrandeToto and GIMS? Seriously? If your Spotify could speak, it’d probably begin with, “Please, no more SMS from 2018!” You’ve got more eclecticism here than a thrift store’s “Everything Must Go” bin. I pity your friends who subject themselves to your music taste; their ears must be begging for mercy while they endure your bizarre musical choices at every hangout. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "Die With A Smile"? The real tragedy is that anybody has to listen to your playlist and try to find any semblance of joy in it. "NANANI NANANA" by Gazo? That should be the soundtrack for your attempts at explaining why you’d rather listen to phonk in a world that has moved on to something resembling decent music. You’re the only person I know whose Spotify Wrapped feels more like a public service announcement for musical taste intervention!

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