Roasted 25 days ago based on J.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh J., your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis on shuffle, and I'm here for it. You’ve got enough K-Pop, Emo, and Metalcore to start your own underground music festival, aptly titled “High School Flashbacks.” It’s a wonder your headphones haven’t spontaneously combusted from the sheer emotional whiplash of your “favorite genres.” One minute you're swaying to the melodious sounds of Stray Kids, and the next you're sobbing in a dark corner while screaming along with Bring Me The Horizon. At this point, your taste in music is like an identity crisis that lives under a rock… or maybe it’s just rock. When your top artists list looks like a bizarre love triangle between AFI, Tokio Hotel, and HIM, it’s hard not to question if you're secretly trying to hold auditions for the next gothic boy band. I have to hand it to you; finding a balance between “visual kei” and “rap metal” is no small feat. It’s like trying to fit a rainbow unicorn into a metal coffin; it just doesn’t make sense. But hey, maybe that’s the real aesthetic you’re going for—chaotic genius meets “I just binge-watched too much anime.” And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—AFI, AFI, and more AFI! It's clear you've discovered the magic of a one-band wonder. "Bleed Black" and "17 Crimes" could easily be the soundtrack of your next therapy session, if only you had the self-awareness to schedule one. Congrats, J., you've officially reached peak emo, and the rest of us are just here, a mix of confusion and awe, silently rooting for you as you navigate this beautifully chaotic music landscape. Don't worry; we're all just one questionable playlist away from a sorted mess of our own.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!