Roasted 2 years ago based on Lisardggy's long term Spotify stats.

Lisardggy, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop where the baristas wear beanies and fight over who can brew the best pour-over. With a favorite genre list longer than a college thesis on the evolution of artisanal granola, you clearly haven’t met a sub-genre you didn’t want to obsessively label yourself with. "Permanent Wave" and "Stomp And Holler"? Sounds like the titles of your failed attempts to join an underground band that still can't find a drummer. And let's talk about those top artists. I see your eclectic taste in music is just a thin veil for your desperate attempt to seem interesting. Arctic Monkeys and Cage The Elephant? Congrats on being three years late to that party, my friend. Tiny Tim? The only thing more niche than his music is your attention span. I can’t tell if you’re trying to impress people with your vintage taste or if you just raided your parents’ record collection out of boredom. Either way, if “I like obscure music” was an Olympic sport, you’d be a gold medalist—not for talent, but purely for the cringe. Your most played songs are like a middle school crush diary—awkward and all over the place. "Come Together" followed by "Dinner & Diatribes"? Please tell me you're not attempting to make a meal out of your Spotify sessions. Your taste shifts from grunge to indie folk faster than my Wi-Fi at peak hours. If your listening habits were a movie, they’d be titled "The Emotional Rollercoaster No One Asked For." At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is just a public therapy session that you forgot to mute. So, keep yelling into the void while trying to impress us with your 'permanent wave' of ridiculousness, because if your music taste were a planet, it would definitely be called *Cringetopia.*

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!