Roasted 2 years ago based on Kyle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kyle, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a small-town diner. I mean, how else do you explain a playlist that’s basically an indecisive buffet of every flavor of country, rap, and new age confusion? Modern Country Pop? Sure, let’s throw in some trap beats and call it original! You’ve stitched together more genres than your favorite pair of cargo shorts. When you said you were versatile, I thought you meant in life, not just musically. And let’s talk about your top artists. Zach Bryan? A solid choice if you’re trying to impress someone with how "deep" you can get about love while secretly scrolling through your dating apps. But ChrispyD and Ole 60? With names like that, I half-expect them to drop mixtapes out of a food truck or cater my awkward family reunion. I’m convinced you just pick artists based on how long it takes for people to figure out who they are in conversation. Spoiler alert: No one cares about "Chicago Rap." They just want to know why you haven't left your hometown since high school. Your most played songs list is an absolute masterpiece of noise—an eclectic collection that screams "I can't make decisions" louder than a drunk uncle at karaoke night. Friends are worried you might be stuck in a loop like a broken record, but honestly, it feels more like you accidentally hit "shuffle" on a sad playlist made for an apocalypse. And “25/8” by Bad Bunny? The only thing that song should be playing is a reminder that Kyle’s music taste is stuck in a 2010s time warp. Don't worry, Kyle; we’re all just waiting for that moment when you finally hit 'play' on a song made after 2022.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!