Roasted 2 years ago based on SG's long term Spotify stats.

SG, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist compiled by a French exchange student who just found out that musicals exist. Seriously, "Comedie Musicale"? That sounds less like a favorite genre and more like a reminder of all the bad choices you made during high school drama club. I can already picture you in the front row, pretending to understand the deeper meanings of Jacques Brel while slowly realizing that “Les maudits mots d'amour” is just a fancy way of saying “why can’t I get a date?” Your top artists list is a certified invasion of the unheard. I applaud your commitment to putting obscure French pop singers who’ve likely retired to a vineyard for a peaceful life at the forefront of your listening habits. Good luck explaining to your friends who Ryan Carlson is; they’ll probably respond with “Ryan who?” like they just stared into the abyss of your Spotify choices and heard the echo of a thousand unfulfilled social outings. And let’s not even get started on "Molière l'opéra urbain"—sounds like a theatrical experience you remember fondly while everyone else just remembers going to bed early that night. Now, looking at your most played songs, it's clear you’ve taken a firm stand against mainstream music and common sense. “Le métro n'attend pas,” indeed, but judging by your taste, it seems like an invitation to leave your social life at the next stop. Are you sure your favorite tracks aren’t symptoms of existential dread? Because if “C'est bientôt la fin” is on heavy repeat, I think we should be having a conversation about more than just your Spotify taste. So, keep fighting the good fight—next time, maybe let the world in on your playlist from a less parallel universe to avoid unwanted side eyes at parties!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!