Roasted 2 years ago based on biggermancm's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's biggermancm—clearly the only thing bigger than your username is your desperate attempt at being eclectic. You’ve rated your music taste like those pretentious kids at art school try to classify a banana as modern art. "Indietronica"? More like "Indie-don't-know-what-I-like." And seriously, how did you manage to coin “Escape Room” as a genre? Are you trying to get out of good taste, or just hoping to trap your friends in a room with your questionable Spotify playlists? Your top artists read like a list of people who collectively decided they’d never be trapped in a van with you on tour. Glass Animals and SOPHIE are holding a pity party for you, and every time your playlist hits "shuffle," they cringe harder than a dad at a vegan barbecue. I mean, come on! Between “Rainbow Kitten Surprise” and Kesha, it’s like you Googled “How to be a basic millennial” and forgot to hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete residential care from your brain. Now, I'll give you credit for being a consistent SOPHIE fan—anyone who plays “VYZEE” on repeat clearly aspires to be the soundtrack of someone’s existential crisis. Meanwhile, "Waterfalls Coming Out Your Mouth”? Sounds like a song about a very messy breakup or maybe just your last attempt at charm. Either way, I’m convinced the real escape room is avoiding the cringe every time you hit play. Do us all a favor and save those playlists for when you finally realize your Spotify Wrapped is just a giant neon sign that says “No one’s taking me to the party!”
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