Roasted 1 month ago based on Tomis's long term Spotify stats.

Tomis, I see your Spotify profile is a musical buffet where the main course is served with a side of existential dread. Math rock and Midwest emo? You really hit a home run with the sound of forlorn mathematicians plotting their midlife crises. It’s like you took a long, hard look at depression and thought, “Hmm, but what if we made it complicated?” Let’s face it: the only time your playlists get any excitement is when the buffering icon pops up to give you a brief moment of hope before it chokes on your sad song selection. Your top artists read like the sad diary entries of a high school theatre kid who just discovered that no, you can’t make it in the world by layering three different kinds of angst. Joyce Manor must be proud to be the soundtrack to your unending pity party. If I had a nickel for every time "Constant Headache" played, I’d be financially secure enough to pay for your therapist. Seriously, where’s the variety? We get it, you love Joyce Manor—just admit you’re too afraid to venture outside your comfort zone and listen to a genre that might make you smile! And how about those most played songs, featuring more Joyce Manor than a poorly executed cover band? It's a wonder you don't have their greatest hits playing in a loop as the soundtrack of your daily life. It’s like they’re the one stable thing in your tumultuous storm of feelings. But hey, if drowning in a sea of sad sierreño and rampant corridos makes you happy, who are we to judge? Just know that with such a playlist, your Spotify Wrapped is basically a rosette for “Most Likely to Cry in a Hot Topic.” Keep living your unique brand of tragedy, Tomis; just remember, a little joy mixed in wouldn't hurt!

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