Roasted 6 months ago based on Asta's long term Spotify stats.

Asta, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stepping into an eclectic thrift store, where every random genre you’ve collected is just begging to be judged. I mean, who could possibly have a favorite genre of "Anime" *and* “Bollywood”? It’s like you threw a dart at a map of music history and decided every genre was deserving of your best “playlist for when I’m procrastinating.” Honestly, with that selection, the only thing being attacked harder than your musical taste is the pride of anyone who may know you. Your top artists read like the awkward roll call of a high school music club that just couldn't find its identity. Alec Benjamin and BLACKPINK? Are we trying to capture the wants of defeatist millennials and overzealous teenyboppers all at once? And let’s not get started on your *most played* section. Did you lose a bet that involved playing Gigi Perez's "Sailor Song" a hundred times in one week? Or are you training to become the world’s number one ‘most confused DJ’? With tracks like "Husn" and "Ride It (Kya Yehi Pyaar Hai)", it’s a miracle you haven’t accidentally invented a new genre: “Why Are You Doing This to Yourself Pop.” But hey, keep jamming to those ‘bangers,’ dear Asta. Just remember, the next time you're curating a playlist, instead of gathering artists like it’s Pokémon cards, maybe focus on picking a few you can actually defend in public. Because right now, your profile gives off major “I listen to music based solely on TikTok trends” vibes. Who knew there was a contest for 'Most Likely to Have an Existential Crisis While Listening to Ed Sheeran'? Spoiler alert: you've already won.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!