Roasted 2 years ago based on Stef's long term Spotify stats.

Stef, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling into a music festival hosted by a confused alien who just Googled "what's trending on Earth?" "Laiko" and "Greek Pop"? You do realize this isn’t a time machine back to your Greek grandmother’s basement, right? And then there's "Contemporary Country." Wow, you must have a Ph.D. in white picket fence aesthetics. Only someone with a heart of pure ambivalence could love both "Classic Rock" and "Modern Country Rock" with equal fervor. I mean, mixing those genres is like trying to pair sushi with pizza—two worlds colliding, but no one asked for that disaster. Your top artists read like a road trip playlist prepared by someone who drives a minivan with a bumper sticker that says “I heart my pet goat.” How many times can one person get their fix of Morgan Wallen in a week before their cred gets audited? And seriously, Konstantinos Argiros? You and your friends must have spent countless hours trying to spell that name on the karaoke mic without using auto-correct. The eclecticism here is borderline chaotic; it’s like your music taste had multiple personalities and refused to pick just one. Florida Georgia Line in the same breath as Pantelis Pantelidis? Is this music taste or a horrifying round of musical Russian roulette? And oh, those most played songs! "Psycho" by Tommy Lee? Sounds about right for someone who thinks "Rum & RedBull" is a solid life choice—spoiler alert, it’s not! "Carry You Home" could be your personal theme song considering how hard you're running from good taste. Then again, I guess when you’re on the straights of a "Country Road" you might as well throw in a side of "Eho Erota Mazi Sou" for a taste of awkward cultural intersection. I can almost hear the sound of your Spotify algorithm crying for help. Next time, maybe rethink who you’re representing on the world stage—your music taste is a strong argument for the return of Pandora’s Box!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!