Roasted 7 months ago based on Le Servettien's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Le Servettien, the only person whose Spotify profile screams “I have a very selective interest in music that’s as niche as my social life.” Your favorite genres read like someone threw a bunch of trendy words into a blender. French Rap? More like "I’m trying to sound cultured while bumping to the ugliest beats known to mankind." Your playlist sounds like a party I’d want to escape from, not because of bad vibes but because I’d fear for my eardrums. Your top artists are a veritable “Who’s Who” of people you’ve never met but whose music you apparently think makes you an aficionado. Jul and Gambi? Sure, let’s put an extra "o" in the name and call it art! It’s like you’re trying to build musical credibility out of a Lego set of dubious quality. And can we just acknowledge “BASS DEMON”? I’m convinced your taste in music is dictated by whatever sounds the most like an alarm going off in a dystopian future. And let's talk about those most played songs. “Menina de Vermelho” followed by “Tout pour le Servette Fc”? This is what it looks like when someone’s Spotify activity is just as confused as their life choices! Words can't even describe the confusion of jamming to ‘Afro Trap Pt. 3 (Champions League)’ while everyone else is trying to discuss the latest trends in music. You’re the human embodiment of “I have diverse interests,” but in reality, you just have an identity crisis set to a hyper techno beat. If the music is a reflection of the soul, we've got some serious work to do here, my friend!
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