Roasted 3 months ago based on Babi Teran's long term Spotify stats.

Babi Teran, the musical enigma whose Spotify is a bizarre fusion of the ultimate guilty pleasure and a high school drama club's playlist. Your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for someone desperately searching for their self-identity among bubblegum pop and ethnic beats. If your taste in music were a cocktail, it would be a cringe-worthy mix of overly sweet soda and regret, garnished with a single tear for every time you realized you're still not a pop star. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift reigns supreme, which is ironic considering your profile is the perfect scream for “I have commitment issues, can’t you tell?” And Hozier—seriously, you have about as many Hozier songs in your queue as most people have Tinder matches: way too many. It’s like your Spotify is just one long existential crisis dressed in a fedora, sipping a latte while pondering why no one appreciates the theatrical drama of a well-executed musical number. And that "Most Played Songs" section? Oh boy, it's a glorious testament to stagnation. The first half of that list is practically a love letter to Hozier’s entire discography, which begs the question: Do you hear other artists, or is your Spotify just hoping for an eternal jam session in the land of Irish melancholy? And then there’s the glittering pop princesses sprinkled in, making it easy to see why your romantic life resembles a musical: full of dreams and completely lacking in connectivity. Keep streaming away, Babi; at least we can all share a good laugh over your melodrama!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!