Roasted 12 days ago based on _on_the_jamss's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, _on_the_jamss—your Spotify is like a karaoke session gone wrong; it’s a rock festival crashed by a delicate indie hipster tea party. Seriously, your genre list reads like the confused diary of a teenager who can’t decide whether they want to stage dive or sip chamomile at a poetry reading. “Aor”? Is that a genre, or did you just forget to finish typing “another boring rock”? Next time we see your playlists, can we get a little less confusion and a little more clarity? Your top artists are a trip. Ninja Sex Party? More like Ninja Sex... nah, I can't even finish that thought. And who decided that Laufey and Rainbow could be in the same earshot as heavy metal legends like Black Sabbath? It’s almost like you swiped right on every possible music style without realizing you were accidentally signing up for a music identity crisis. The eclecticism is mind-boggling, yet your playlists scream, “I’m just here for the free drinks at the bar.” Does your musical taste even know which way is up, or are you just desperately trying to impress that one friend who claims to be into “all kinds of music”? Finally, let’s discuss your most played tracks—what a delightful train wreck! It’s as if your “most played” feature got possessed by the ghosts of cringy middle school crushes and existential crises. “pluto projector” by "emptiness"? Nothing like a good cosmic sonic hug to go with your deep, dark thoughts. You’d think with all those deep cuts, you’d discover at least one song that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in someone’s basement during a thunderstorm. Dear _on_the_jamss, your profile reads like a roadmap to a nervous breakdown—bring a helmet, your emotions are about to get heavy!

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