Roasted 2 months ago based on andresito's long term Spotify stats.

Andrés, your Spotify profile is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for someone's auditory confusion. I didn't realize you could be so indecisive that your favorite genres read like a toddler's crayon doodle on the back of a takeout menu. Italian Trap? Neoperreo? That honestly sounds like a bad fusion restaurant trying to serve trendy dishes that even hipsters would raise an eyebrow at. Pick a lane, buddy! At this point, your music taste is less 'diverse' and more 'identity crisis on shuffle.' Now your top artists—Alvaro Diaz, Hozier, nayt, and Clairo—sound like the lineup for a bizarre music festival where no one invited the same genre twice. Is it a trap, or is it just a trap set up to catch the sonic version of a midlife crisis? Sticky M.A. and Tainy are clearly your spirit animals, because listening to their music must feel like trying to dance your way out of an existential dread wrapped in a beat. If there was a Nobel Prize for musical indecision, you'd be a shoo-in! And let’s not even start on your most played songs, where we can see you have the emotional complexity of a soggy cracker. "Paraguai" by nayt followed by a track titled "Gongoli?" That feels like an emotional rollercoaster designed by a toddler with a fascination for cartoon sound effects. If your Spotify account was a dating profile, it would definitely include “Looking for someone to help me decide what I like.” But hey, keep it up, Andrés. At least you keep the confusion alive, and that’s something worth celebrating... right?

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