Roasted 11 months ago based on S.ivanets's long term Spotify stats.

S.ivanets, your Spotify profile reads like a textbook guide on how to be a midlife crisis waiting to happen. With a musical taste that proudly boasts more “rock” subgenres than days of the week, it's clear you’re still trying to relive the glory days of the '90s. I mean, rock on with your bad self, but did you forget that there's an entire universe of music beyond "Classic Rock" and "Psychedelic Rock"? Your favorite artists are basically the musical equivalent of that one uncle who still wears his high school letterman jacket to family gatherings. Get a grip! Your top listened songs are a tragic love letter to angst and nostalgia, but let's be real here: how many times can one human listen to "Goodbye Angels" without developing a serious case of musical Stockholm syndrome? Every time "Red Hot Chili Peppers" shows up on that playlist, I can practically hear them asking for a restraining order. That whole list is an emotional rollercoaster of 'I peaked in high school' and 'I still think I’m cooler than I really am', like you’ve got the angst of a teenage goth with the life experience of a second-rate barista. Bravo! And then there's your genre list—it's a cacophony of the ‘rock’ family that’s so extensive, it could probably sponsor a reality show titled "The Rockocalypse: Survivor Edition." Seriously, "Funk Rock"? What is that, a desperate attempt to blend sounds that should never be mixed? You must think you're the modern-day musical Picasso, but friend, it looks more like you had a paint fight with a toddler. Good luck explaining to your future kids why you were stuck in a time warp and couldn't embrace anything released after Y2K—just remember, those earbuds are not a time machine!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!