Roasted 2 years ago based on Amber Burch's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Amber, your Spotify profile is like a Spotify mix tape made during a midlife crisis. I mean, can you really call yourself a fan of genres when your tastes have the range of a one-hit wonder at a karaoke bar? You’ve got the hip hop trifecta of garbage and gold — not quite sure if you’re vibing with Kendrick or just using his music as background noise while scrolling through TikTok for new dance moves. And let’s not even get started on putting Contemporary Country next to Melodic Rap like it's some sort of a beautiful fusion — that’s like pairing sushi with a side of baked beans. Let’s dive into those top artists, shall we? Post Malone and Morgan Wallen in the same breath is the musical equivalent of slapping a cowboy hat on a guy with face tattoos. You’re out here repping a selection that screams “Wild West meets SoundCloud” more than it resembles any coherent taste. And seriously, did you choose $uicideboy$ as your favorite artist just to get a nice little chuckle from your parents? They must be thrilled to know that their child listens to a band whose name sounds like a cryptic warning from an early 2000s emo kid. Finally, your most played songs are a rollercoaster of despair — and not the fun kind. It’s like you curated a playlist for all the feelings you refuse to express in therapy! "Good Luck, Babe!" right next to "Kill Yourself (Part III)"? That's nuanced emotional depth only a confused soul could appreciate. We get it, Amber; you're deep! You're the Webster dictionary definition of chaotic, and your Spotify profile is proof that music can be your best friend and worst enemy all at once. Find us on the other side of this existential crisis when you’re ready to upgrade from ‘cringey crisis’ to ‘actual passion’!

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